Total Medals Earned: 148 (From 49 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,825 Points
Medals Earned: 4/8 (25/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Skip the story midway
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/270 points)
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Get a score of 10.000
Get a score of 5.000
Critically hit the Knight
Get a double kill
Complete all the trials
be l33t and score over 50k
Get a triple kill, pretty hard.
Kill 10 knights in one run
Medals Earned: 10/17 (275/500 points)
Kill the criminal with the Manipulate card.
Kill the couple with the Manipulate card.
Kill the criminal with the Possession card.
Kill the couple with the Possession card.
Kill the lumberjack with the Possession card.
Kill the lumberjack with the Manipulate Card.
Kill the lumberjack with the Summon card.
Kill the couple with the Summon card.
Kill the criminal with the Summon card.
Kill the victims in all 9 different ways.
Kill all your victims with the Manipulate card.
Kill all your victims with the Possession card.
Kill all your victims with the Summon card.
Medals Earned: 7/9 (255/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 2/20 (15/590 points)
Kill 100 enemies
Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying
Kill an enemy right before it reaches you
Kill an enemy with your fist
Do a 6 kill combo
Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively
Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball
Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV
Experience death from all enemy types
Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode
Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying
Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode
Kill 1 of each enemy type
Upgrade everything at least once
Use all weapons
Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode
Reach half the Wave Mode
Beat the Wave Mode
Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode
Fully upgrade all weapons and traps
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/65 points)
Use chemicals to kill Darcy.
Set Darcy on fire.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Send the reincarny back to hell!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/150 points)
Send all three souls back to hell.
Upset Luke by not getting all three souls.
Kill all 15 locust in the game.
Medals Earned: 1/24 (50/1,000 points)
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Hit 25 civilians
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Defeat a helicopter
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Buy all the upgrades
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Beat Highway To Hell
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Beat The Great Escape